technoatheist: Ok, so now i have this mental image of "Timmy Johnson" who, after a tragic pool diving incident was paralized from the neck down, but still plays video games with the help of Chippy the monkey.
technoatheist: The film footage involves him screaming "No, Bitch! My Left!" and the monkey screaming as it's jumping on the controller.
robotkarateman: Against one of the guys from Jackass, who was also paralyzed in a pool diving accident, but for different reasons.
robotkarateman: And flinging poo.
technoatheist: At the monitor.
technoatheist: Jimmy's Mother told us, "At first i was worried that GTA might be a bad influence, but i decided that it would be a good outlet."
technoatheist: "For Jimmy?"
technoatheist: "No, Chippy."
robotkarateman: Yeah, but Chippy's a minor.
technoatheist: The tale would end sadly with a blurry frame from the school security camera of a monkey in a black trenchcoat.
robotkarateman: And it's all fun and games until he steals the family Vanagon, runs over an old lady, and gets taken down by the local gang of girl scouts in a hail of bullets and Thin Mints.
technoatheist: "He was a quiet monkey, who mostly kept to himself."
technoatheist: "well, except for the poo. He shared that with everyone."
robotkarateman: Especially sword hack cheaters on Halo 2.
This, of course, has nothing to do with Arizona
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