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2006-02-12

::Announcing Web 2.0.1

We would like to alert you that there's been a patch release to Web 2.0 to address some minor bugs and address valuable new features. Although this is a minor upgrade, and should not effect your use of Web 2.0, please note the following changes.

Bug 84318192-b: We've addressed a problem with the automatic product revision system that caused products to be stuck at "beta" level. Please note that many of these projects are actually Version 1.0 (with several at Version 2.0).
Bug 84399290.3: We've also noticed that the term "version" when applied to a web based application is kind of dumb. It's not like you can uninstall "News" and use a previous version anyway.
Bug 84410000: The use of weird names for products is not a bug, it's a feature.
Bug 84435923: There have been an inordinate number of map based applications. This was due to a programming creativity glitch. Shock collars have been distributed.
Bug 85211006: Due to various copyright issues and a new sponsorship plan, the use of Javascript and DHTML to modify pages shall be called "DR-BRONNERS"
Bug 85732641: We thought about introducing an RSS feed of the current time, but decided it was dumb. So we did it anyway. XML
Bug 86753090: We were thinking about allowing page generators to specify various tags associated with the content they generate. Then we realized those were covered by "meta:keywords", overrun by spammers and now nobody uses them. So we changed the name, they're now called "Generator Tags". We understand several startups announced this morning are basing their business model off of them.
Bug 93242381: … PROFIT! (Yeah, still working on that one.)

We urge all current Web 2.0 users to upgrade to Web 2.0.1 as soon as possible.
Or to wait a few weeks for Web 2.1.0.
(or wait about a month for Web 3.0)

Allan
2006-02-13 - 03:05:56

Good comedy!


Web 2.0.1 — A minor version upgrade at philcrissman.com
2006-02-13 - 11:00:41

[...] You may have noticed some bugs in your web 2.0 apps and sites. Web 2.0.1 is the patch you need. [...]


marcoss
2006-02-13 - 11:00:52

Where can i get the Subversion Access =)


Definitely Maybe :: Actualización (Web 2.0.1)
2006-02-13 - 11:45:12

[...] Leyendo alt1040 me encuentro con este artículo, Announcing Web 2.0.1. [...]


jrconlin
2006-02-13 - 11:49:41

Marcoss: I believe that the Subversion access is currently available in CVS. And, of course, CVS access is described in RCS. Or possibly RPS.


Zerolives.org » Blog Archive » links for 2006-02-13
2006-02-13 - 12:24:46

[...] jr conlin’s ink stained banana » Announcing Web 2.0.1 Funny. (tags: web2.0 satire) [...]


Callous
2006-02-13 - 12:29:17

Oh great, you're giving the time away for free. There goes my business model of a subscription-based time service. Man, the VCs are gonna be pissed.


links for 2006-02-14 | Edward O’Connor
2006-02-13 - 23:20:03

[...] jr conlin’s ink stained banana » Announcing Web 2.0.1 "We would like to alert you that there's been a patch release to Web 2.0 to address some minor bugs and address valuable new features. Although this is a minor upgrade, and should not effect your use of Web 2.0, please note the following changes." (tags: web2.0 humor) [...]


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2006-02-14 - 10:15:13

[...] Llego la actualización de la Web versión 2.0.1. (Versión en español) Compatible con Firefox, Opera (9.0 TP2 y WB 8219), y con algunos problemas en IE7. [ALT1040] [...]


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2006-02-17 - 08:56:53

[...] Web 2.0.1 has been announced on the ink-stained banana. [...]


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2006-02-17 - 13:20:24

[...] As it was urgently needed, a patch was released for "Web", making "Web 2.0.1" the latest version. [...]


Sam’s random musings » Friday Geek Humour: Announcing Web 2.0.1
2006-02-17 - 16:30:06

[...] Web 2.0.1 has been announced on the ink-stained banana. [...]


Abdul Aziz’s Journal » Blog Archive » Web 2.0 humour, Announcing Web 2.0.1
2006-02-18 - 18:12:35

[...] The ink stained banana beta humour web 2.0 web services [...]


Cristian/Ocampo Web 2.0 se actualiza a 2.0.1
2006-02-19 - 07:53:49

[...] Original: english Traducción: español Tags [...]


Announcing Web 2.0.1 at art-xtreme
2006-02-19 - 12:45:09

[...] blog.unitedheroes.net [...]


Premshree Pillai
2006-02-22 - 02:36:22

Awesomeness! :-)


Web 2.0 Humor List » JasonHendricks.com - Internet Marketing and E-Commerce Consultant
2006-02-26 - 23:52:44

[...] Announcing Web 2.0.1 [...]


Supr.c.ilio.us: The Blog » The Great Web 2.0 Joke List 2.0
2006-02-28 - 09:33:55

[...] Web 2.0.1 patch release Don't be alarmed, it's just a minor update (via: Web 2.0 Humor List). [...]


Интернетные штучки » Настоящая правда про Web 2.0
2006-03-03 - 01:10:52

[...] Отсутсвие прибыли… работы над этим багом продолжаются Announcing Web 2.0.1 [...]


網絡暴民 Jacky’s Blog » 20060220網摘 - Web 2.0.1
2006-03-12 - 06:43:12

[...] Announcing Web 2.0.1 快快看看 Web 2.0 的 buglist! [...]


FEWL.NET » Blog Archive » I’ve Been Quite the Book Worm Lately.
2006-04-27 - 07:33:46

[...] I haven't completely abandoned my computer book habit. Today's mail brought me RFID Toys, a book full of home-built projects using Radio Frequency IDentification technology. I'm really interested in the actual writing of RFID tags as I have some ideas that aren't in the book, but the book will be a hell of a stepping stone. All the code is in BASIC too, so it's dummy proof. I also realized that I've been pretty much stagnant with doing anything new with PHP, so I ordered Ajax and PHP. Hopefully I could get in on the Web 2.0 craze, before it's Web 2.0.1! The last purchase is probably the oddest for me. I've been saying for so many years how I wasn't a designer, and just relied on other aestetically talented individuals to make my layouts. Well, that's getting old, and I really want to have a lot more flexibility in what my shit looks like, instead of just making it work well. Thus, I bought Bulletproof Web Design. I guess it's better late than never to start giving a shit about CSS and standards. Hopefully this new found interest gives me the creativity and motivation I need to put my many many many ideas into action. [...]


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