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2006-08-06

:: Just A Snake To The Left…

steve~o: My heart is set on seeing "Snakes on a Plane" in two weeks.
jrconlin: Same here.
steve~o: That movie's going to suck, and it'll be wonderful.
jrconlin: And folks will want to see it again, and again.
jrconlin: and then rent it.
steve~o: i'm already planning on buying the collector's edition DVD
steve~o: "Now with 15 minutes of extra 'Motherfucking's!"
jrconlin: And then dress up and throw rubber snakes at the screen for 90 minutes.
steve~o: Wow
steve~o: That's brilliant
steve~o: i hadn't considered the possibility of RHPS'ing SoaP !
steve~o: Seriously. You should copyright that. That's genius.
jrconlin: You're kidding, right? i thought that was the whole idea of that movie.
steve~o: No, but now that you mention it, i can't see not having a few rubber snakes in your pocket.
steve~o: Hmm.
steve~o: i'm going to have to mention this to Valette. She's coming down to see the movie. We'll have to go get a bunch of rubber snakes to throw.
steve~o: And say "motherfucking" a lot.
steve~o: ALthough Toys 'r' Us might not be too happy about us doing it in the checkout line.
jrconlin: well, that or do the PG version. That's where you mouth "motherfucking" and Valette makes beep noises.
steve~o: Or she substitute's something more network friendly in a bad dub, like "bunnyhumping"
jrconlin: even better.
  1. 2006-08-07 11:50:06
    I can't wait to see how many people Steve can offer to show the rubber snake in his pocket before we are thrown out.
  2. 2006-08-08 06:43:20
    Previous experience says the magic number is four.
  3. 2006-08-10 14:56:07
    "Melonfarmer" was the trusty dub of Die Hard III.
  4. 2006-08-14 08:33:44
    They have just started showing commercials for this movie on TV and they are awesome. See also: http://upcoming.org/event/74361/
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