After having the same box of business cards for over seven years, i'm finally low enough to require new ones. (What can i say? i don't visit Chili's every week and it's more fun to fill those "Win A Week At a Health Club" boxes with cards from complete strangers.)
Officially, my title is "Tech. Yahoo, Software Dev. Engineer. SR. IC4" which just rolls off the tongue. i believe that Terry Gilliam originally created the category as part of Brazil, which might explain all the air-conditioner repair equipment that keeps showing up in my cube. Fortunately, there are three title lines provided so i'm not really limited to just "Engineer/Old Guy". Actually, i've got a fair bit of leeway when it comes to my title. i can't put anything like "CE*" or "VP of …", but i used to have "infinite monkey wrangler" on my old cards. Lately, i've been calling myself "corporate five year old" after rule #12. Still, i'm wondering if there's something better.
So i'm asking you, oh great lazy web, what title suggestions to you have?
Here are a few to get things started:
- Minion, first class, Senior
- Kool-Aid Dispenser
- i work for a group called the Evangelists who's job is to go out and spread the good word about Yahoo! crap. - in ur wallet, h4xxoring ur cards
- will code for food
- troublemaker, 2nd class
Don't sell yourself short. You're a first-class troublemaker. Though Troublemaker, Second Class does sound funnier.
Some from the past (not necessarily mine)
Village Idiot
Code Monkey
Master of all he Surveys
Print Monster
Reenigne
Integer Poet
Grand Poobah
Tireless Drone
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