Tonight, i got waxed playing on the Wii against the neighbor kid,
who's four.
i'm old.
2008-06-28 - 04:19:59
I spend 1/2 hour trying to give a monkey a banana while playing 'indiana jones' on the xbox, only to have my 4yr old walk over in total disgust and tell me "geez mom, wait for the blue arrows to appear and press 'b' " then he tutted and walked off muttering "It's not bain surgee"
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A few years ago I got my ass handed in "hardcore" arcade racing game "Burnout Revenge" on the 360 — a game I had at this time been playing for a few weeks (before that I had succeeded in all its predecessors)…
…by a 12 year old girl who had never before even seen this game, and was not a gamer by any means.
I was ~31 back. Now imagine how I have felt.
Wii? Psssh. Please… They're giving these out at retirement homes because they're simple to pick up. You can lose to seniors at Wii Bowling, I bet. Which would make you young again.
Now… off my lawn.