jr conlin's ink stained banana

Well, looks like there's a new blog meme going around and several folks have determined that i should participate. One can only hope that they learn their lesson…

1. i have a radio broadcaster's licence
   Acquired in college. i have no idea where it is meaning that i'll probably be shot if i ever appear on the radio again.
2. i was shot at.
   Several times. Also in college. Not because of #1.
3. i was part of an alien abduction
   We released him several days later with the Kzwrkl'ltz paid the ransom.
4. At the age of six, i was eaten by a bear
   A bit upsetting at the time, now i just look back and laugh.
5. i can read the thoughts of rocks
   Sadly, it's not as exciting as you'd think. Except for schist. They've got some unbelievably strange ideas about modern mathematics.
6. i puff up to nearly twice my size when confronted by Dadaist post modernism
   i believe this to be instinctive and explains why i've not been to very many museums.
7. When asked for personal information i am absolutely honest
   when i say i prefer not to provide it.

Now, to select seven individuals to whom i shall pass this latest meme.

Josef Stalin
Charles Babbage
Kim Jong Il
Nikolai Tesla
Lew Anderson
Max Headroom
and
Jerry Mathers as The Beaver

Sadly, i suspect that few of them will continue the meme, what with being either dead, fictional, or having recently drafted restraining orders, but at least i'll have done my part to foster this meme the way it should be.

Much like one fosters unwanted puppies using a sack, rocks, and nearby body of water.