Me: (reading alert off of my phone) Huh, quake off of San Francisco a few minutes ago. Looks like it was a three pointer,
John: (sitting next to me) What, did you feel it?
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Why yes, it was a lateral movement quake with a thrust vector of .01, brown shoes and from it's stance, hailed from Cotsgold on the Hampshire.
Excellent deduction, Watson, but you failed to note the fact that the quake had a limp! Mwah-ha-ha!
i really like the folks i work with…
