Whilst wandering through Target this morning, Anne Marie and i noticed that one of the Kiddie Karts (the extended-cab, thyroid enhanced sort that seperates house apes from households) had a sticker on it saying that it featured Micogard Anti-Microbial shielding.
i'd also note that it took a few moments to read that because there were more than a few thick smears of some sort of red-greenish-brown liquid normally seen dripping from the featured star of more than one sci-fi horror flick.
Anti-microbial shopping carts? Isn't that a bit like having an anti-microbial DVD?
Trust me, gang. cold steel is not really all that microbial friendly, and frankly making something out of some sort of toxin so that li'l Rodana Andreana-Sue won't get a tummy ache as she licks the congealing viscuous crud off of the handle doesn't really strike me as holding off the ravages of Darwin all that long.
Still, that doesn't stop me from thinking that i'd make a fortune selling Kiddie Keepers. Huge, kid fitting zip-lock bags filled with anti-bacterial goo that you just slip your precious sack of DNA into, guarding them from the ravages of disease that you and countless other generations of your family obviously managed to live through.
And for $5 extra, i'll even throw in the snorkel for the kid.
