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Miscelleous bad jokes that have recently been running through my head.

anaughtya? What does that mean?

Oh, sorry, it's just cold out.

–[via]

No you see officer, i was drawing a spirograph pattern with my GPS and i… you want another breath test?

–[via]

Burton Mercer: This, gentlemen, is the humble abode of one Technoatheist Elwood Blues.
Officer Mount: Yeah, thanks, Mr. Mercer.
Burton Mercer: You know, i kind of like the Wrigley Field bit.
Officer Mount: Yeah, *real* cute.

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