Miscelleous bad jokes that have recently been running through my head.
anaughtya? What does that mean?
Oh, sorry, it's just cold out.
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No you see officer, i was drawing a spirograph pattern with my GPS and i… you want another breath test?
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Burton Mercer: This, gentlemen, is the humble abode of one
TechnoatheistElwood Blues.
Officer Mount: Yeah, thanks, Mr. Mercer.
Burton Mercer: You know, i kind of like the Wrigley Field bit.
Officer Mount: Yeah, *real* cute.
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