You wanna know something? Sharks just don't do it for me anymore.
Maybe it was the fact that i was raised on a steady diet of JAWS movies growing up (a diet that seemed to get progressively more fishy, particularly when it came to JAWS XXXVIII: Sharks In Space! which i understand was the first Direct to Dumpster movie ever), and later supplimented by yearly doses of Shark Week, which very cleverly featured the exact same footage featured on three hundred and twelve different shows, shown twice because they've only got one satellite.
Tack on the fact that i live right next to the Red Triangle, (proving that PBS is publically minded by providing 15 more minutes of footage for future shark weeks) and, yeah, people getting chummy with sharks is really no big deal anymore.
Of course, that's probably bad news for this movie, but then i'm guessing it's not going to be a big box-office buster anyway.
Dang it, enough with the sharks already. i want something new. i want something that folks will be shocked, horrified and amazed to see. i want…
Goat Week.Yep, show after show exposing these savage nibblers for the ruthless grass eating machines they are featuring slow motion capture of goats actually leaping from the water to attack a defenseless patch of clover or…
They Strike without warning
Cyril and i were just settling down to a lovely seaside snack. We had some delightful Swiss and a lovely bottle of wine.
They're unrelenting
It was such a beautiful day. We love coming to Dover.
And when they strike
Well, first we heard a few plopping noises and Cyril thought it might be raining, but.. but then.. (sniffle) they just kept coming (sob)…
Next Week on Discovery..
Lemming Week
Oh God Cyril, there's one in the cheese!
Only on The Discovery Channel
That's what i'm talking about. So you think they'd also go for my "Slug Week" marathon as well? i'm sure i can work up a few trailers (provided we can keep them moist enough).
