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:: Uncling Skills

Hmm… i'm thinking six is a good number.

At six, kids have good language skills, imagination and the workings of logic. All stuff one can happily mess with. i think.

See, not having any kids of my own, i really don't have much experience with them. However, since the various inlaws and outlaws don't exactly have a shortage of kids, it's up to me to figure out how to be a "good uncle". Fortunately, the oldest is just over six, so i shouldn't have too much trouble corrupting her mind keeping her entertained, but i'm not 100% sure what would be the best approach.

Oh sure, there's the DS, and she's at the age that i could tell her the Great Green Gorilla joke (which will probably take 10 minutes if i pad it out correctly), and i suppose we could spend quite sometime drawing stuff, but there's always the lingering sense that there's something else i could be doing to let her know that her God Father isn't a boring stick-in-the-mud.

Although i suppose that's half the fun isn't it? Trying to guess what will make her light up.

i'm betting she'll be even more fun when she hits ten though. That's when i can show her how to make baking soda and vinegar rockets and kinescopes out of strips of paper and not worry about her mom killing me on sight.

Since JIM asked, i present, the Great Green Gorilla joke:

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