It's that time of year so here's my list. It's part of my goal to reach near perfection in my predictive score, so there's great hope that all of these have the same outcome.
- i predict that Godzilla, Rhodan, and Mothra will not only be discovered as quite real creatures living on a previously undiscovered island somewhere off the coast of Montana, but were under the protective mind control of Gerald Ford. Needless to say, we're screwed.
- Scientists, working on a way to reduce the size of fuel cell based hydrogen batteries will discover a method to detect dark matter which they will report surprisingly tastes like chocolate.
- At 4:03:32PM EST on April 3rd, the entire population of Georgia, with no external coordination, will simultaneously blink. The event will pass without notice.
- The San Franscisco Bay Area, will be shaken by a major geological event which will happily result in few disruptions, other than Halftime at UC Berkeley will take on a whole new meaning.
- The new Presidential Dollar Coins will be as warmly received by the general public as the Sacagaweas, sparred partly by scam artists trading one pile of Jeffersons for a very different set.
- Swedes will quickly abandon the maple sauna thatch fad for undisclosed reasons. Fad originator and alleged wallet thief, Tony "Whack Job" Battitore remains at large for the remainder of the year.
Expect more later, or provide your own below.
