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Things i learned tonight:

1. Commercials on cable TV are aimed toward those who do not have, or do not know how to operate a Tivo. (e.g. incontinent, sleepless, life-alert requiring senior citizens who enjoy pushing roller-sweepers around their apartment because their restless legs demand it, and need constant reminders of the show that's coming up next Sunday.)
2. The second definition of "no life" is to be 16-17 years old, dressed in "hot" outfits in 40° weather, and dancing in the Albertson's all-night grocery store parking lot at 9:45. Bonus points (added or subtracted, your call) if you're doing it next to Mom's new mini-van blaring Fif'y Cent.
3. The first definition is, of course, to be a 42 year old guy cracking comments about said group while walking into said Albertson's because said TV was that bad.

Whilst walking about the mall this morning (note: if you can hit the mall right about when it opens, NOBODY'S there. It's actually really nice.) i noticed the following.

i'm not sure which is funnier or sadder.

The fact that someone pantsed a manikin and nobody at the store noticed, or the fact that somewhere out there someone now thinks that's the latest style.

Again people, no need to let me know if the carpet matches the drapes.