jr conlin's ink stained banana

also:

Yes sir? Is there a problem.

You bet there's a problem. i can't seem to find the badger defibrillator.

The what?

For that matter, this car is remarkably short of asteroid protection.

i'm sorry, sir?

Look, this is an Infiniti dealer, right?

Yes sir. Would you be interested in seeing one of our new QX56 models?

That depends. Does it come with a zebra groomer?

Sir?

Hey, don't look at me like that. You named your cars after the mathematical equivalent of all. i'd expect that sort of thing to have quite a few options, and i'm just not seeing a lot of the ones i'd have expected. Heck your windshield sprayer only seems to squirt one form of liquid. Tastes terrible too, by the way.

Sir, i think your confused.

Hardly. i'd say your the ones that have a problem with marketing zen concepts to the masses.

Sir, if you keep your voice down, i think i might be able to help you.

Oh really?

Yes, if you'll follow me over to this end of the lot…

Wow, that's big.

Yes sir, it's our flagship model. That's the antimatter based atmospheric replicator. Don't touch it, it's hot.

Now this is what i'm talking about. Is that an omni-directional carbunkle massager.

Omni-dimensional, but yes it has everything.

Fantastic! How much?

Sadly, you can't afford it.

Awwwwww.

Well, no one can, really.

Well, that makes sense, in retrospect.