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2007-07-24

::Not Clear on the Concept

Quite some time ago, Scott Kurtz hated the "correction" to the original Star Wars and made a t-shirt that beared that sentiment. (He actually made two, but the original summoned lawyers.) It proved to be quite popular.

So popular that you can now by a knock-off at the Star Wars shop.

Irony, apparently, is quite profitable.

JustinPie
2007-07-25 - 08:50:14

You can call Lucas money-grubbing or overrated, but the dude knows how to roll with the jokes at his expense.


bobthegoat
2007-07-25 - 09:11:03

That's true, have you seen the Robot Chicken sketch? Georgy actually did the voice.


jrconlin
2007-07-25 - 09:33:57

I suppose.

It would have been more honorable to wear the original Think Geek shirt though.


issi
2007-07-25 - 19:43:18

Where is Lucas?


jrconlin
2007-07-25 - 19:45:56

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::Spoiler Alert

Now that the book has been published, i suppose it's ok for me to publish the last page.

and slumped to the ground, never to stir again.

"You did it, Harry!" Hermione wheezed as she regained her strength. "Although i'm unfamiliar with that spell. Smithicus et Wessicon?"

"It's one i learned while abroad." Harry said as he ejected the two spent deerslug casings from the shotgun. "Bitch killed my parents."

"But poor Ron. He's still a newt."

A sense of relief flowed over Harry as he looked down at the still form of his greatest enemy. He shook and zipped up his fly. "i shouldn't worry too much about Ron, he'll get better."


There was cause for much celebration at the eh-wot camp that night, high in the mighty trees of the Forbidden Forest. The air was filled with eh-wot song as they danced their small furry bodies beneath the glistening moonlight. Hogwart's would be rebuilt another day, but for now Harry could see the ghosts of his old mentors. The spectors of Dumbledor, Snape, Yoda stood in silent approval, joined by the reformed shade of Voldemort, who's head had been thankfully reconstructed.

"Harry? Who are you looking at? Come, join the celebration."

"i supp-" Harry never finished the sentence after the Wizard's Bus hit him.

"You played a dangerous game, Hermione." Malfoy intoned as he appeared from behind, "attempting to change how the Magics functions."

Hermione simply smiled, "i understood the risk, but it was a risk worth taking. And what of the muggles that wish to be free?"

Malfoy sighed, "they shall be freed."

They stood and watched as the first colonists made their way to Dryland to start their lives anew.

The End.
jrconlin
2007-07-24 - 11:21:44

On a somewhat surreal note: we have some TVs in the cafe here at work. Half were showing some Potter flick, the others were showing Lord of the Rings. I only know this because as I walked by them I kept wondering at what point did Voldemort summon a legion of Orcs to help him defeat Harry and his army of Tree ents.


JustinPie
2007-07-24 - 12:32:34

J.K.R. Tolking?


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