i'd like to announce a few changes to my upcoming schedule:
i regret that i will not be attending the following:
- San Jose Gran Mal Prix - Sorry, last time i got quite a headache from that.
- Milpitas Downtown Ramp and Durian Festival (sadly, my sinuses are not congested this year).
- Rascal 500 - 500 miles, 500 laps, 500 old folks on scooters. Don't miss the action, thrills, and nap time.
- Nightly Queso Dance Lessons - Thrill to the suggestive romance of cheese dancing. Live the Guda, Love the Limburger, and set those feet fleeting thought the Velveeta.
Why do you think I cleared my schedule?
Good thing that we talked Steve into "visiting" us. We really need to find someone to help shave and powder those things. (I think last year's scars on my hand finally healed a week ago.)
Crud. I wanted to go to the SAWDLFFaTP, but that is the same weekend as the Placer County International Invitational Ichabod Crane Look-Alike Finals. I got in for the talent portion with my impression of Ichabod Crane's "Impression of an adult female titmouse."
Like I already said, I'll be glad to help you shave rubber ferrets for an hour or two, but I don't want to miss the judging at the Sonoma County Candy Circus Peanut Festival and Poetry Reading. It's the whole reason we're even coming down there.
Hmm… I suppose that means using the Mr. Mulchee Speed Shaver again then.
That thing always clogs when you feed it more than a dozen or so at once.
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But you're still coming to the Semi-Annual Woodland Days Latex Ferret Festival and Taffy Pull, right? I've already booked us a booth, and these three hundred unitedHeroes rubber ferrets aren't gonna pull themselves, y'know.