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2007-08-15

::Live In Slow Motion

Sigh.

So my DSL modem died last night, meaning that i'm now back to life at 50.3K.

Granted i did have a bit of fun earlier.

Hello, My name is "Chad". Can i confirm your name is J.R. Conlin
Yep
And can i ask who i'm talking to?

Sidhartha
Thank you Si — Really?
Is your name really "Chad"?
No. Ah, so you're "JR"?
Yep.

Eventually, someone may show up and test the line before they ship me a new modem. 'til then, if you need me, call me on my cell.

(which, is about as fast as this dial-up.)

Hetta
2007-08-15 - 22:48:56

Why not simply go out and buy a modem? They're not expensive …


Lynne
2007-08-16 - 03:14:48

You're a geek and you don't have a spare!?


jrconlin
2007-08-16 - 07:46:35

DSL modems (at least in this corner or the US) are not standardized. That means unless you have the exact make and model that the DSL Head is expecting, you wasted your money.

To make matters worse, the two available ISPs in my area, AT&T and ComCast*, regularly run contests to see who can be the most evil company on the face of the planet.

(*There are other DSL providers, however, thanks to the Supreme Court, the folks that own the wire to your house can set whatever predatory pricing or simply deny them service at any point, meaning that, no, there aren't other providers.)

Apparently DSL modems have been standardized and you can buy them from Frys or Best Buy. When the hell did THAT happen!?!? I would have solved this problem Two Days Ago!

Oh, and at least one line-tech at AT&T gets high marks for honesty and pleasantry. Actually managed to state things clearly and not make me feel like a moron.


Lynne
2007-08-18 - 04:05:26

Can I just say a big fat DUH!


jrconlin
2007-08-18 - 07:44:33

I know, I know. In my defense, I was talking to a guy that ran operations at @Home (back when they existed) and he confirmed what I thought. Granted, that was a few years back, but hey…

Fine.

I'll start hanging out in Fry's more often.


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