jr conlin's ink stained banana

i have to admit, i like to eat Chinese food, but i'm not always a big fan of the fortune cookie they toss in.

Maybe it's just because i tend to get the less… desirable ones.

Kinda makes me wonder how bad things will get.

Ok, so maybe this is more the product of me screwing around with the latest version of Xara and figuring out how to get alphas working with GD.

And since i like to share my toys, feel free to (ab)use this how you like.
<img src="http://unitedheroes.net/award/fortune.php?a=line+1%15line+2" />

(or using Kent's extremely nifty Case Hardened Javascript technique:

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://unitedheroes.net/award/fortune.js">
{
"text" : "When offered the choice between good and evil\nfind somewhere else to eat"
}
</script>