jr conlin's ink stained banana

First off, thank you all for attending this announcement. i'm hear, along with representatives from jrconlin.com, gnomebondage.com, delphicresearch.com, grayhoundchronicles.com and other sites to announce an exciting new innovation in technology OpenStraw.

This amazing breakthrough in communications bring open, social, peer to peer sharing of data and content in a standardized format. We're excited by this innovative opportunity because for years developers have struggled with the nearly impossible task of getting a standardized, synchronized metric for geo-coordinated chronological displacement. Those days are officially over as the sun rises on an easy, standardized methodology that we expect all major providers to adopt, once the code and documentation is released later next year.

So, how does this amazing technology work? Well, it's quite simple.

We've divided the various parties into three groups: Actualizers, Facilitators, and Respondents. Actualizers are responsible for actualizationing the current chronoscopic measurement into our simple method of base 16 formatting. This formatting is more explicit than traditional methodologies. A sample call consists of a traditional REST type call such as what follows:
ostraw://gnomebondage.com:32764//c:t:i?a=12i123alJKoPf|iu|012(0909_g8as9081918)acsd
which, naturally, makes a specialized HTTP "ACTUA" call. This results in a UTF-27 compliant RSS 2.0 block containing php encoded JSON attributes:


<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-27"?>
<!-- Auth-Sig: 19#fa187337fas -->
<rss version="2.1"
xmlns:content="http://gnomebondage.com/rss/2.1/modules/openstraw/"
xmlns:os="http://gnomebondage.com/openstraw/?Auth-Sig=19#fa187337fas"
xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">
<channel>
<element>
<function>
{"data":"a:1:{s:4:\"time\";s:32:\"7cbc43d9033775889e08e9cfa3b0561d\";}"}
</function>
</element>
</channel>
</rss>

Facilitators will convert the output of this process (once signatures and user authorization has been granted for the request) where the data is localized to the user's preference. The Requestor object is a handy library of functions (the specifications of which will be provided at a later date) which allows for simple transition of the data sets to geo-coordinated social media streams for bi-directional pancreatic mono-dualism.

Of course this radical new approach will require slight modifications on both the server and client, the details will be provided at a later date. All signature authorization methods will be need to be controlled in order to prevent abuse of the technology. At first, only authorized and properly licensed businesses will be allowed to partake in this open effort, however we expect that once proper payment facilities are in place any developer with a reliable business model will be able to openly participate. Details of this program will be made available later next year.

We're quite excited to see what sort of open innovations social programmers decide to dynamically create using this open and very social system.*