What the hell are you doing?
Why are you all still here? Isn't gran'ma gonna be sad that she's done all that work and you've yet to show up? i bet she will be. While you're not clogging up the airport, she'll be downing another fifth of tequila.
Go!
Hurry!
Get on the road tonight!
You can beat the traffic if you leave now!
Just stop being here!
(dang, i just used my outside voice, didn't i?)
2007-11-21 - 22:29:10
True, nothing like handing out giblets and gravy to the trick-or-treaters, still, I'm amazed by how many of my fellow suburbanites haven't bugged out of here. Normally this place is a ghost town over the holidays.
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"outside" voice? nah, i think you were using your "evil" voice.