jr conlin's ink stained banana

i'm thankful…

1. the Earth has yet to be split by an errant asteroid.
2. the house has yet to burn down.
3. i've yet to attend my own funeral.
4. i've not been informed by the local constabulary that i can't roast a pigeon under the overpass regardless of whether or not it's thanksgiving.
5. that i'm not having to make a lifestyle decision that involves sulfuric acid enemas.
6. that in spite of recent technology advances, i do not yet have a robot overlord.
7. that my evenings are surprisingly ninja free.
8. that at no time on my drive to work, do i have to swerve to avoid legions of the undead.
9. that although the undead apparently do drive around here, they have yet to notice me.
10. that the internet is not a zero sum game.
11. i've not been involved in any near fatal action involiving beach balls, chinchillas, and several high school bands that is in the top ten videos for YouTube.
12. that for every action, there's an equal an opposite reaction.

And, obviously, i'm most thankful that none of that's happened to you either.

Enjoy the day.