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2007-11-24

::More Mis-fortunes

A few real fortunes from last nights dinner:


i believe this to be a zen koan about food preservation.


Always nice to hear, except when filming porn.


not really a lot i can add to this.

DaveP
2007-11-25 - 05:12:52

Having been raised on a farm, I'll point out that #2 (pun intended) might not be so pleasant when mucking out the barn, too.


Kent Brewster
2007-11-25 - 18:55:33

Mine always say "you will be sent to jail by the testimony of a small child." What's up with THAT? :)


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::More iHate

My Dad has an 5G iPod (30GB to be precise) which he uses to listen to audiobooks from Bill O'Reilly. Not for comedy value. No, sadly, i'm not making that up. He is using less than a fraction of the total volume of the device for this, presumably because the fine Pearls of Wisdom can be greatly compressed.

When last touched by my brother, he accidentally synced his photos directory from his mac to the iPod in question. This resulted in my Dad having a bunch of pictures of the grandkids on his player. Being the proud Grampy that he is, he wanted to be able to show off his grandkids to the various lucky folks he encountered whilst doing a Christmas Cruise around Cape Horn. i have yet to ask if he'll be sporting an earring afterwards.

Ever one to oblige my Dad, i fired up iTunes on the laptop, plugged in his iPod, and immediately remembered that, no, there's no way to simply load up photos to an iPod. One simply doesn't copy files over and have the device do the right thing. No, unlike music (you use iTunes), Calendar elements (you export to .ics files and copy over to the mounted device) or notes (you create using bastardized HTML format, copy to device while standing on one foot and singing a ditty to Uncle Steve), for photos, one must "sync" a directory.

Again, can someone please explain to me why this somehow makes the device better or easier? This strikes me as being nearly the complete opposite of "just works". How the blue hell am i going to explain how to do this to my beloved, O'Reilly listening, falafel abstaining, moderately technophobic Dad how to set this crap up on his computer located 3,000 miles from here. And no, having read the FAQ, i'm not convinced that having a Mac laptop will somehow simplify things, considering that the modus there is iPhoto, which like iTunes and every other bit of iKudzu wants to be the absolute owner and ruler of all things, only means you run a very good risk of filling your iFrustration device instead of being able to just pick out the good pictures.

Again, tell me how this results in me dancing to hipster indy tunes again?

Sorry, but to me that thin, flashy doo-hickey doesn't say "cool" to me, it just says that you have questionable reasoning skills.

mookie
2007-11-24 - 17:24:55

There is actually a good reason for the need of using iTunes to put photos on the iPod. Unlike the smaller content (calendars and notes), photos can be quite large. iTunes "optimizes" the photos (ie. shrink them down to the exact resolution of that iPod screen) before transferring it over to the iPod. Hence, saving you the questions like "how come you put 100 10-megapixel pictures on my iPod and ate up all my space?" or "how come my pictures take so long to load on my iPod?"


Josh Woodward
2007-11-24 - 20:01:09

iTunes is the single worst music-related program I've ever used. It's slow, it crashes all the time, and it's completely unintuitive to use. I'm stunned when people call it "easy".


jrconlin
2007-11-24 - 23:22:09

Mookie: Uhm, then how come my Archos 605, Creative Zen, and pretty much every other freaking device was able to create thumbnails of images loaded to it and store and display those? I'll also call BS on the "do it to save space" thing. It's not. iTunes is simply creating a database of images it strings together often at worse compression than simply storing compressed lossy JPGs, plus, there's the option to store full sized images onto the device.

Sorry, not buying it. It's a defective design decision.


PatrickQG
2007-11-25 - 01:23:31

The majority of iPod owners who want to sync photographs probably use one computer, keep all of their photos in iPhoto (or Adobe whateveritis that's supported on Windows, or in my case Aperture) or in a folder structure. iTunes is optimised for this use case, and unfortunately for you just doesn't support your use case.

The iPod takes advantage of iTunes to delivery it things that reduce CPU/memory usage, and that's what it's doing with the photos. The iPhone/iPod touch are smarter with regards to displaying high resolution images, but then they have more memory and somewhat beefier CPUs. (Given that the iPhone/iPod touch do not show up as mass storage, I'm sure you'd just dismiss them right here though.)

As to iTunes crashing? In the last 2 years (the time my current CrashReporter directory covers), iTunes hasn't, on my machine at least.

But yes, I'd say easy. As would most of the "novice" computer users I know.


Lynne
2007-11-25 - 05:15:03

Can't you just have him create a new folder in iphoto, dumped the photos you want in it, then sync to that folder?


jrconlin
2007-11-25 - 10:30:49

We're talking about building thumbnails from images. This is a known and fairly well resolved issue of taking pixel samples, something that involves grabbing every X pixel.
Down converting images is a one time penalty. If the user understands what the device is doing (it tells him) they can be fairly forgiving about not seeing their images instantly. If they want faster/better thumbnails, they could use iTunes to prebuild the thumbnails.

The problem is that iTunes forces you to go from PC to iPod, meaning that if I didn't give my dad the originals on his iPod, he'd lose them next time he "synced" to his main computer. (Even now he's got the risk of that happening, but at least there's a recovery path.) But by doing that I may have confused things even worse. Now he's got a directory of photos on his iPod, but if he were to copy a new photo into that directory, it wouldn't show up when he browsed it on his iPod.

Seriously, my PHONE is smarter than that. Having that database restricted to being built via an external program is retarded beyond words.


david
2007-11-25 - 18:20:54

I'm having difficulty seeing why people are condemned as having "questionable reasoning skills" because the device they (most likely) purchased to play music doesn't sync photos the way *you* think it should.


jrconlin
2007-11-25 - 18:58:44

In this case, the device wasn't purchased to play music. It was purchased to play audiobooks. When the photo feature was discovered, it was burdensome to add photos when compared with other similar players.

My opinion is that the iPod doesn't live up to it's claim of being either simple or elegant. It forces the user to think too hard about things like this when there's really no need to.


david
2007-11-25 - 19:14:21

Your post sounded like you were accusing all iPod owners of questionable reasoning skills. I didn't realize you only meant your dad. Oh wait, he also didn't buy it for photos.

As for my iPod, it seems pretty simple. I told iTunes once what directory contained the photos I want on my iPod and I've not had to touch it since. Would it be cooler if it *also* allowed me to drop photos directly? Sure. But I doubt that I'd trade the existing method to get that.


jrconlin
2007-11-25 - 19:42:34

Nah, the iPod was a gift for my Dad (meaning that if anyone definitely has questionable reasoning skills it would be myself and my brother for getting it for him).

As for the iPod in general, I am absolutely not a fan of the beasts. There are other, better, more affordable choices (which I did try my best to suggest), however I was roundly outvoted by friends and family members who swore that iPods were the greatest devices ever created, even if they had never used another type of device.

Bitter? Me? What ever gives you that idea?


mookie
2007-11-25 - 21:05:45

good job jr. you started a war :)

i agree, ipods are definitely not the greatest things ever created (spoken from a guy who has one half a dozen of these things). and i agree, itunes is not the best music management program in the world (though, i have not had mine crash ever — i do run the mac version, not the windows version).

but, somehow the two, together seem to make a decent pair that no one has replicated on such a scale that apple has. creative's programs are craptacular. archos has a program for media management? yea, i know, usb mass storage is nice and all, but still it's a bitch to manage after a while.


alice
2007-11-26 - 03:13:11

This was my list of criteria for a PMP:

1. Could handle non-DRM AAC-encoded files. Like it or not, I have thirty-some GB of music in this format and I'm not transcoding it if I can avoid it.

2. Can sync in some way on a Mac.

3. Unicode ID3 support (I didn't even realize this was going to be a problem).

#1 pretty much eliminates everything but the iPod, Zune and some of the Sansas. #2 and #3 eliminate the Zune, and I learned the hard way that the Sansas have issues with #1 and #3. I have come to hate Apple, but like it or not they're the only ones making a player I can use. Thankfully it was much easier to replace the battery in my 3G ipod than have to buy a new one and hassle with Apple some more.


JustinPie
2007-11-26 - 06:59:20

ipods are pretty


jrconlin
2007-11-26 - 07:15:28

alice: heh, your AAC problem is my WMV problem. MP3 is universal, but it's hard to get the track to come out well.


JustinPie
2007-11-26 - 09:25:26

jr I saw this and thought of you


jrconlin
2007-11-26 - 13:32:02

Wow.

Glad to see Apple finding a positive spin on that problem.


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