jr conlin's ink stained banana

To some unknown designer at Stanley Tools, i salute you. You nearly got away with the absolute perfect joke.

Behold, the Stanley Functional Utility Bar.

Sadly, someone in Brand didn't quite get the joke since it's marked as a FatMax Xtreme.

i saw a smaller version of one of these at Target. It had more pointy bits than i could count and was covered in little black safety nubs. It became an object of great desire. i may just get one, place it above my desk and giggle.