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2008-01-01

::Thank (You or Someone Like You)

Dear __________________,

Thank you so ____________ for the gift of _________________ this ___________________.
i know that this past year has been _________________ for you what with the ___________________, the _____________________, and the strange ____________________ sensation you told the _______________ about, so that's why i know it must have been _________________ for you. i can't say how ___________________ i was when i opened the box and saw the _______________ you sent, mostly because of the ___________________ that i filed _________________. When i showed your ______________ gift to my neighbors they all said the same thing, "How _______________ you were to _______________ me a ____________ with that sort of _____________ you just don't see outside of ______________ markets or the ____________ ___________ of some _____________ alley." It sure made a _______________ impression, and i'm the ______________ of the town now.

Honestly, i just can't imagine what life was like before i ________________ your gift, and i'm sure it will never be the same. i know you're ________________ to give it too, which only makes me ___________ you ___________.

All the ____________ in the new _____________ ! Looking forward to getting my just _______________ upon you next year!

_____________ly,
Your Name Here.
Hetta
2008-01-02 - 00:31:47

TA,
inconveniently love season.
extreme itch, rash, violent-green shrink wonderful
apalled sausages stink right away.
, ahem, crazy mail thing colour flea innermost corner distant
lasting clown
got-and-got rid of
weird avoid more diligently.
worst week!
revenge
Lovingly,


There.


JustinPie
2008-01-02 - 08:15:00

Sir or Madam,
tenderly, blood
Saturnalia.
soul-crushing
quickening, rapture
deep-heating, media
wonderful
non-plussed
Gwyneth Paltrow head, 1040
early. alleged
insightful
e-mail, material object, technology
Kryptonian, Gryffindor
Tower, Diagon, 1.5 x3"
princess

reported
relieved, testify against
in court.

spices, world
in Timberlake

Decided


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