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2008-01-06

::READ AND FORWARD THIS!!!1!one!

Anne Marie has been getting several of those emails again.

You know the kind.

Those endlessly forwarded mails about figuring out which side of the car your gas tank is on (which only works on cars built after 1997 since my 1985 Daytona didn't have a gas icon on it), or demands that congress go on Social Security (bam! Done. They get that in addition to their pension.) or other urgent disclosures urging her to forward off to as many folks she can.

So i've been suggesting she return fire.

OMG! You've got to watch this! That little boy touched my heart!

From: Elenor Thortswapple
This is just beautiful, and so very true! i can't believe how wonderfully that little boy put it.

From: Margaret Hairlippe
i'm crying right now. i just can't believe how wonderful this is. Forward it to everyone you know.

From: Raymond P. Cornpiffer
So very touching. Must See This! i told my preacher and he spent all Sunday talking about it.

From: Angela J. Hoosfuggler
Little Jonathan Norbler had a hard life.

At age two, his parents divorced leaving him to be cared for by the family cat.

He was denied entry into Princeton due to the minor technicality that he was incapable of speech when he was only three years old.

Shortly before his fourth birthday, he was diagnosed with Hyperhydrosaturation of the paravesical fossa which can only be alleviated by regular acts of urination (at least twice a day!)

On his tenth birthday, he was finally able to fulfill his lifelong dream and in an incredible miracle, a news crew was able to capture the moment for posterity. You must see this, and share it with everyone.

May his insight bring us all that much peace.

Yeah, there were a few other alternatives i thought about using.

Barron
2008-01-06 - 21:31:32

I had a few aunts that loved to send those emails, and then I started responding to the emails with links to snopes.com, and the frequency dropped significantly.


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