Q: A man enters a casino with 12 dollars. He is inside for about 40 minutes. He leaves with $80.
How does he do it.
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It takes him that long to find the damn ATM
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2008-01-09 - 10:33:42
You'd think Vegas would make it easier to separate one's self from one's money.
2008-01-09 - 11:05:17
you forgot to mention that that *machine* will take $20 off the top as a "convenience fee".
2008-01-10 - 04:02:10
I was tempted to add that i only spent $2, but i was afraid hat would have been a give away. Turns out they do have real ATMs there. but not hat many. The leopard guarding mine was asleep.
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And here my bet was rail-dipping, where you steal other craps players' chips when they are focused on the throw.