Whenever i accidentally find myself getting an ego, thinking i actually matter and that people rely upon my actions, i'm reminded that i am not responsible for ensuring that the toilets work.
Reading Valleywag for tech news is like getting political updates from the National Enquirer.
Cardboard boxes, when filled and left on their own for any period of time, multiply.
And the Surreal Moment of the Duck™ goes to this showing up in my inbox:
i am not from the future, for i do not speak Japanese.
2008-02-13 - 15:41:39
What are the cardboard boxes filled with? You may have stumbled onto a gold mine, or at least an old cassette tape mine.
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Sweet, I literally just got off the phone having described Valleywag as "The National Inquirer of Silicon Valley"
And it's not just for going with gems like Girlfriend rental more expensive than the real thing. (possibly Not Safe For Work, if your workplace doesn't like bubbles, smiles, "let's have some $1000/hr fun" looks, or Nick Denton) The reporting is about as tabloid as you can electronically portray.