Don't get me wrong, i've been doing tons of things at work, learning stuff as much as i can, painting and reorganizing the office, and even helping Anne Marie set up a mini office in a closet, but i'm not being horribly Web 2.0 productive.
i mean, i look at my friendfeed and see folks constantly twittering about fending off attacking bears, or posting up pictures of advancing armies of souless robotic overlords, and, well, i'm not doing that. Seriously, the highlight of this weekend will probably be moving Anne Marie from a 5 year old laptop to a more recent desktop with an absolute minimal number of wires.
i've got a flickr pro account, but i'm WAY behind on any hope of posting up one picture a day unlike some folks who drip creativity. Heck, i've even slacked off posting here as much as i normally do.
And that's why i'm going to do something about it.
i'm going to start making stuff up.
Yep, for the benefit of, well, nobody, i plan on loading up my various Web2.0 interfaces with bald faced lies about my activities, actions, and events. i'm going to have significantly more fun than all the other folks i've been living vicariously through, whether or not reality is a factor. Why tell the world that i'm waiting in like at Fry's when i can be kayaking the mighty floodwaters of San Tomas creek or dancing 'til dawn at some rave in Drawbridge?
Heck, for all i know, it's what everyone else has been doing anyway.
Oh sure, some might complain that this isn't living up to the moment, but dammit, i don't care. It sure as hell beats letting folks know how meaningless my existence is normally.
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Aren't entertaining falsehoods what the Internet's for, anyways?