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2008-04-29

::Time Off

i love my job. Don't get me wrong, things are often frustrating, and there are times i'd be quite happy to tell my co-workers to chuck it and walk away from my place of employment, but the actual art and science of what i do for a living is by far the most enjoyable way i can think of spending my time.

i get up, do some work, drive in, do work, eat lunch, work, eat dinner, work a bit more, go to sleep, and am damn happy. When the reaper comes a'callin' i fully expect to be one of those folks who will say "i really wish i could spend more time coding." i love what i do.

So it was with more than a bit of horror that i read Gordon's entry about how busy dinner is at Google.

From anecdotal accounts i’ve received, it is not just that Googlers eat, then leave for home. Frequently, they’re eating as a short respite from a long workday, and go back to work, sometimes after meeting with family for dinner.

As much as i love what i do, i know damn well that there's other responsibilities in my life. My employer has a contract on 40 hours of my time, 50 weeks out of the year, the remaining 4,240 hours of the year are mine. i may donate them to my employer (if i wish, and i often do) and do extra employment related work. i may also use portions of that time for things like sleeping, doing laundry, working on side projects, or painting my living room. The decision is mine alone to make, and the sure fire way to ensure that my employer only gets 40×50 hours out of me (rather than the usual 16×51) is to require me to spend "extra time" working on things "after hours". My last employer tried to pull that by mandating overtime. i adjusted by coming in later that i told him since he didn't come in until hours after i did.

My family are not my slaves. My wife is not my hired help whom i visit for eight hours on weekends to assess how well she's preforming. She's my best friend and i look forward to spending time with her. Thus the reason i married her. i grew up in a family with a working Dad i never really saw much of and i can tell you that it's not fun. i seek balance.

By building a culture such as what seems to be going on at Google, there is no balance. It's all about working for them. One assumes that the old Marine Corps "joke" could be tweaked a bit to say "If you were meant to have a spouse, Google would have issued you one" could easily apply. Sure, you could go home at night, maybe watch your kids baseball game on weekends, or attend a friends birthday, but while you're not there, Bob is and is being far more productive because he's there. Ok, he's recoding a lot because he's making mistakes, but he's right there, working away.

What? Work from home? Bob's not working from home and neither is that SVP Joe who walks by your cube every day, slacker. Hey, a bunch of us are getting together tomorrow at 9 to go over the Prometheus redesign. What? No, PM. We have that standup at 9AM, remember?

Every now and then folks ask if i've ever been approached to work at Google. i'm always honest with them. "Yep. Multiple times." And then i tell them i'd never go work for Google.

There are other reasons, but seeing stuff like this just kinda drives the point home for me.

pmp
2008-04-29 - 19:12:25

When I started at Yahoo many many moons ago, I worked all the time. Literally all the time. There were tons of others just like me doing the exact same thing. It was fun. We would go on Taco Bell runs at 10 o'clock with Filo. It was amazing to me that I would be eating fast food with the founder of a multi-billion dollar company and he seemed just like me. If you wanted to play foos at midnight, there might be a line.

Years past and the company changed. So did I. I got married, had several kids, bought a house, got a dog. I am living the suburban american dream.

With all that added responsibility, my time commitment to the company changed. Most of my friends (like you JR) were off doing other things or at other companies (or retired!) so the motivation to stay and work all night was gone.

Instead, I chose to get there early and leave at a reasonable hour. Instead of 10-10 or 9-midnight, I now work 6am-4pm or so. I check emails at home at night and on weekends. I still work a boatload relative to the rest of the company.

I think the work crazy hours is a thing of being young and not having a whole lot else to do. If I were 25 and working at Google, I would be there all night. It is probably a blast, just like Yahoo! 8 years ago.


jrconlin
2008-04-29 - 20:05:06

I dunno. I've done my share of 72 hour days, and still don't mind doing them from time to time. I've always just had a problem with the built in expectation that I'm going to be doing that, and I think that's my problem with what I'm seeing at Google.

Honestly, if you're motivated and interested in staying late, damn dude, do it! More power to ya, and there's free M&Ms at my desk. Me? I like working late at home so I can stumble into bed when I want to. Always have. As comfy as those chairs are at work, a big padded slab beats it 10:1.

The problem is that over there, a culture is developing where folks are feeling pressured to "put in the hours on campus" and that's what I don't think is horribly healthy. Frankly, it's one of the reasons i'm happy we DON'T offer full dinners at work.

Nobody I know of says "So after pounding away for hours at a problem, I was there pounding away at the same problem when a flash of insight struck…" those sorts of things always happen in showers, or at the breakfast table, or on the drive to/from work when you're NOT thinking about the problem.


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2008-04-28

::Titlular Quandries

After having the same box of business cards for over seven years, i'm finally low enough to require new ones. (What can i say? i don't visit Chili's every week and it's more fun to fill those "Win A Week At a Health Club" boxes with cards from complete strangers.)

Officially, my title is "Tech. Yahoo, Software Dev. Engineer. SR. IC4" which just rolls off the tongue. i believe that Terry Gilliam originally created the category as part of Brazil, which might explain all the air-conditioner repair equipment that keeps showing up in my cube. Fortunately, there are three title lines provided so i'm not really limited to just "Engineer/Old Guy". Actually, i've got a fair bit of leeway when it comes to my title. i can't put anything like "CE*" or "VP of …", but i used to have "infinite monkey wrangler" on my old cards. Lately, i've been calling myself "corporate five year old" after rule #12. Still, i'm wondering if there's something better.

So i'm asking you, oh great lazy web, what title suggestions to you have?

Here are a few to get things started:

  • Minion, first class, Senior
  • Kool-Aid Dispenser
    - i work for a group called the Evangelists who's job is to go out and spread the good word about Yahoo! crap.
  • in ur wallet, h4xxoring ur cards
  • will code for food
  • troublemaker, 2nd class
callous
2008-04-28 - 14:16:05

"Business Card Distribution"


Nathan
2008-04-28 - 16:49:14

Don't sell yourself short. You're a first-class troublemaker. Though Troublemaker, Second Class does sound funnier.


DaveP
2008-04-29 - 04:35:58

Some from the past (not necessarily mine)

Village Idiot
Code Monkey
Master of all he Surveys
Print Monster
Reenigne
Integer Poet
Grand Poobah
Tireless Drone


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2008-04-27

::Day Off

Yesterday, i took the day off.

Granted, a fair portion of you are checking your calendars and wondering why i wouldn't take "Saturday" off, but it's a bit more complicated than that.

Yesterday, Anne Marie and i decided to head north to San Francisco and remind ourselves why we married our best friend. The day had no schedule. It had no set agenda. It consisted of us doing whatever we wanted to do. Seeing how we're both reasonably compatible with each other, that meant us agreeing a lot.

It meant that yesterday involved no chores. No fixes to the house, mowing, cleaning, laundry or any of the other things that usually wind up filling the weekend and making it more days to catch up than days to relax.

It was very theraputic, and honestly, we don't do that nearly enough. We don't take days off to not deal with the "important" stuff. It's amazingly simple to schedule a one day (or even part day) vacation that doesn't involve visiting family, picking out carpet samples or rebuilding waterscapes in 110° heat. Yeah, it probably doesn't make me as productive as a lot of other activities i could do, but you know what? It makes me a lot more relaxed, and that can't be all that horrible.

i should try setting up something once every few months and see how it goes.

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2008-04-25

::Working from Home

There's a certain inevitability in my life.

When ever i take a day and work from home, it's because i want to be free of the sorts of distractions that can keep me from working on things. You know, phone calls, meetings, people stopping by to ask questions, that sort of thing.

Unfortunately, in this modern world it just means that the distractions switch to IM, phone calls, emails, and other "pings".

So, basically, working at home means i don't lose an hour driving, and have a better selection of things to have for lunch.

Which, you know, isn't really a bad thing either.

(And yeah, i did manage to get one of the things i needed to get working, working.)

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2008-04-24

::

i think i figured out what does it. Why it is that so many folks get sick after conventions.

It's not the vast sea of various infected humanity impacted against each other like bucolic sardines. It's not the fact that air doesn't so much circulate as get blown by the near constant din of conversation. It's because nobody can bloody well afford to eat.

Honestly, paying $16 for a turkey sandwich with some sort of congealed cheese substitute created from bits of hardened crisco, which was soggy enough to quite possibly constructed by mermen (or at least shipped in from the lost city of Atlantis, which REALLY makes you wonder how the hell they managed to get turkey down there), or even $4 for a 16 ounce bottle of water. One starts to look at the various hand outs and leaflets like Euell Gibbons used to look at pine trees. Of course, matters are only made worse by the fact that the free food that is handed out is either moderately alcoholic or possibly reminiscent of the stuff one finds in the mini-bar.

Kind of makes one wonder whether or not the most popular booth at any given show would be one that stocks fresh fruit and water late in the day, or possibly a nice leafy salad. Granted, you'd probably have to sit through some presentation about the future of consumer-oriented social interface dynamic pigeon farming or something, but at that point, it'd be well worth it.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the opportunity to meet up with folks i've not seen in years, i'd skip the whole affair.

Actually, that is a bit more what conferences are like. Know how you never see your family unless someone's getting married or buried? Geek conferences are like that.

Except with family, you don't have to pony up $10 an ice cube.

Wonder if i can simplify things by bringing a white gift and wearing a dark suit.

DaveP
2008-04-25 - 03:35:14

Don't forget that if the convention is out of town, you get crammed into a flying bus with a couple hundred other sneezing and coughing people.


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