When i buy stuff from Amazon, i usually don't pay express shipping. Living less than an hour from a major shipping port means that stuff often shows up within a day or two anyway because it's often being stored nearby.
So, naturally, this had me rolling.
Yep. Five days to travel from Hayward to Los Gatos. Or for those interested, about 0.3 mph.
By my estimates (and as a cost cutting measure), they strapped it to a tortoise who is running full sprint down 880 even as i type this. God Speed, mighty courier, and watch out for those SUV's.
What do you think, sirs?
