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2009-05-29

:: Real vs. Theoretical Use

i seem to get embroiled in odd debates. They're mostly self inflicted though, so don't feel too bad.

Recently, i was having a discussion about Twitter as a search engine. If you live in Santa Clara Valley (or the surrounding environs) you have my sympathy. Mostly because you've been squarely beaten about the head and shoulders about how awesome Twitter's search is and how Google needs to "catch up" with "real time search".

Mind you, there's some truth to that. As events occur, people talk about them, sometimes incessantly. Given the vast numbers, it's conceivable that some are talking eloquently about it and producing useful commentary. That's still a lot of monkeys to get through.

Plus, it's (currently at least) a gameable system. Possibly more so than traditional search engines because sites have to react to spam faster, and it's far easier to hook folks who are simply looking for content among the comment. (i remember looking at the #startrek tag when the new movie was out and it being absolutely swarmed by spammers.)

For topics of the moment (like stuff happening right now) Twitter is probably a fairly good resource, and good for them. For looking up the how to return a buffer from a curl() call, or a recipe for apple sauce chocolate cake, less so.

Guess i'm more a fan of real use cases rather than how cool something could be.

    What do you think, sirs?

    2009-05-28

    :: Dance Dance Dammit

    kvmh

    i really need to start drawing again…

      What do you think, sirs?

      2009-05-27

      :: Balcony Speaks

      i'm sure that someone else probably wrote a book about this, but i've always kinda felt that my attraction to a given individual is inversely relative to how high up their balcony is.

      For those of you i've not bored or driven insane with this personal metaphor, allow me to elaborate:

      Consider, the Pope (if you're a particularly vehement Protestant, feel free to substitute the classic monarchical ruler of preference here, but do realize that the horrible puns will probably not work the same way). Every so often, said Pope dons his ceremonial garb, and toddles his way to The Balcony to deliver his various dictum. The Audience, gathered together in a swarming throng and divided into sections may have some role other than to applaud and incant, but basically, you're not going to get a good deal of dialog going here. Joe Piccolino from East Wabash isn't going to be hogging the mic during the Question and Answer segment that follows. The Pontiff pontificates and then adjourns to his fuzzy slippers and NASCAR updates. You get to meditate on the meaning of his words. Preferably in silence.

      To me, the blogs and other articles that don't allow comments are firmly in this category. You are there to consume, not to enlighten, question or comment. Feel free to do so on your own accord or in your own space, but do not expect the author to join in.

      The next highest balcony is the Preacher. Much like the Pontif, he, she or it (if you happen to belong to a rather progressive parish) will lead the discussion from the podium, but does try to rally and encourage the folks in the congregation to join in. Usually after the preacher is done and everyone gathers over doughnuts and coffee in the basement.

      Yep, that's kind of like this here blog. i'd like it to be more interactive, but in reality, you're reading this on your time, still, i'm happy to hang out afterwards and discuss things, even if there's no doughnuts. (Really have to work on that Pastery/IP protocol, but the sprinkles really screw with ARP.)

      Next level down is the Park, where anyone with a soap box and the motivation can gather a crowd and have his say. He directs, but the crowd can, and often does, take over and lead the discussion, or completely ignore the person.

      Honestly, there's a lot of examples of this, from mailing lists to forums, but the one that probably best suits this is a Wiki page. One person starts a topic, then everyone else joins in in some form. The topic changes and adjusts as folks contribute and correct. It's even possible for the gathered crowd to kick out the original author (or for him to leave on his own accord) and the conversation carry on as if he never was there.

      The final one is actually kind of new, but worthy of including here. It's the Pub model. Everyone is at the same level and discussions are both noisy and unfocused. It's possible for one discussion to dominate, but not common. Likewise misunderstanding and confusion abound as folks drift in and out.

      The online version of this is Twitter. The crowded pub of the internet, the only difference is that it's possible to miss the @louddrunkguy in the corner, but you'll find out he was there when folks RT him.

      Like i said, i find things a bit more accessible the lower the balcony happens to be, and i'm not really alone here. Twitter is so popular that every other site wants to be in on the game (e.g. facebook, friendfeed, yahoo, etc.). Wikis (particularly in the form of Wikipedia) are also popular, but for different reasons. Sure, the illusion of authority increases as the balcony rises, but it also becomes much harder to expand and extend the ideas generated.

      That's one of the reasons that things like Facebook and Google's FriendConnect stuff tend to rub me the wrong way. Those devices take the conversation away from you and thus (as an author) separate you from your audience, and thus push the balcony higher. Sure, it's great if you want to give the illusion of conversation, but all they do is get you closer and closer to that pointy hat. Even worse, when those services shut down, those conversations are lost.

      That's why i'm not going to use those anytime soon. i like talking to folks, particularly folks who are far smarter than me and read my rantings for unknown reasons. i like knowing that i get to decide the fate of these conversations rather than the whims of some random, spark of the moment company.

      Now, if only i could figure out what to do with these doughnuts…

      1. 2009-05-28 06:15:24
        where does morpheus' cave speech and the wet soaking rave orgy fit into this scheme?
      2. 2009-05-28 06:34:33
        Let us not forget the crazed dude with a rifle on the belltower, who commands a lot of respect and attention, albeit for a very brief period of time.
      3. 2009-05-28 06:42:44
        Mookie: Youtube Shep: 4chan
      4. 2009-05-28 18:34:32
        Loved it, very interesting read. I noticed you write on various topics, its always fun to come to your blog n read, you must be very intelligent. I wonder what your really capable off!
      5. 2009-05-29 00:29:13
        navin: oh, JR is a supervillain in disguise. If you don't believe me, wait 'til next wednesday - that's when he'll try out his pee-your-pants infraviolet thingy.
      6. 2009-05-29 06:41:38
        is it something to do with bing decision engine? I don't think this engine is cool, nothing new in it, yawn. is it something to do with G?
      7. 2009-06-03 17:05:44
        Median number of twits per user: 1 http://blogs.harvardbusiness.org/cs/2009/06/new_twitter_research_men_follo.html
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      2009-05-24

      :: Got My Nvidia Card Working Under Ubuntu

      Yay!

      So, no thanks to Nvidia support, i was able to finally crack the problem i was having with getting my 9800GT card working under Jaunty Jackalope (9.10). The secret? Read the damn X.org wiki.

      Well, sort of.

      Turns out the problem i was having was being reported in the Xorg.0.log file as "Failed to initialize the NVIDIA graphics device PCI:2:0:0", which is about as helpful as the old Tandy error message of "What?"

      Digging a bit deeper into the /var/log/messages file showed a bit more information about what was going on. Specifically, around the time that the driver was being loaded there were a few additional errors being reported, including one line: "vmap allocation failed: use vmalloc=<size> to increase size."

      So, i'll admit that this is also a delightfully cryptic message. A bit of sleuthing turns out that the problem is with the kernel configuration, which means that you'll need to modify the grub configuration. (Or you can interrupt grub, and manually edit the "/boot/vmlinuz … " line to add "vmalloc=256MB") If you do modify the /boot/grub/menu.lst file, be sure to run grub-update to install it.

      That was all i needed to do to get things running, and now i have half of a dual head system. (While the second monitor comes up, KDE doesn't yet recognize it, so i've got :0.1 with, well, nothing in it at all.)

      So in the hopes that someone out there could also benefit from this, have at.

      To further prove Mookie right, i ran aterm (my terminal of choice) in the second window as "aterm –display=:0.1" which then allowed me to run VirtualBox and Thunderbird in the second display. The bitter irony of wanting a second display running under Ubuntu so i could run a virtual version of XP does not escape me.
      1. 2009-05-24 20:30:40
        this is why people will not be adopting linux in droves anytime soon.
      2. 2009-05-29 04:00:37
        Hmm... didn't stop me.
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      2009-05-22

      :: And Al Pachino as Azreal

      It's Memorial Day Weekend, three days we set aside to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice defending this country by offering great deals on mattresses, stereos and going to the movies. (Billy? Don't forget that your Grandfather died at Iwo Jima so that you can see "Terminator:Salvation".)

      This, of course, leads one to wonder what sorts of films simply should not be made. My personal preference is that Michael Bay not team up with Uwe Boll and produce "Spy Hunter: The Movie", although in some respects, it'd be kind of inevitable. (Needless but spectacular explosions? Check. Twisted forced plot device baring little to do with the original source material? Check.)

      Much like how the ongoing, continual rape of our collective childhood should soon produce a live action "Smurfs: Brainy's Revenge" featuring Hugh Jackman in the title role with Christian Bale portraying Gargamel.

      A very large part of me wants to simply plant these gems as green-lit movies that will be released Summer '10, just to dork with folks.

      Well, that and "Elmo's Adventures in Hong Kong" directed by Quentin Tarrantino.

      You know? i'd go to that last one, if only to hear the five year old behind me ask "Mommy? Why does Elmo not like the monkey fighting lady on the monday to friday plane?"

      1. Toby
        2009-05-22 14:56:12
        From the title, I thought you were casting Good Omens.
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