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:: New Years Traditions I Was Unable to Convince My Wife to Adopt

  • Go to random friends house and dance the Charleston in their driveway/front door for one minute (or until they ask us what the hell we're doing).
  • Visit a local zoo and try to convince a small child that penguins turn invisible of you don't look at them. (Ooh! Don't look, but the one at the top of the cage just turned invisible!)
  • Go to a busy mall/tourist location and play "secret tag" (Shh! Tag! You're it.)
  • Using a fake accent, broken English and a map of Paris from the 1960's, ask people to help you get to the Eiffel Tower. When they point out you're not in Paris, smile, thank them, and say you already know how to get to that part, you just need help with the last bit.
  • Go to a restaurant. Pay for someone else's meal too.

Here's hoping your New Year is just a little random.

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