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This is my list of frequently asked questions with answers. I've never
really understood the value of things like this, but hey, who am I to
question the other sheep?
- I have a life or death problem/concern/complaint with your employer.
Where should I send it?
- I would suggest sending that to the company in question. Otherwise
you're simply yelling at one ant for having it's colony invade your daisies. Plus
there are a number of legal/social/hygene concerns that they're far better equipped
to address than I am.
- What time is it?
- I've got
16:19 .
- What do you want to eat?
-
How about the mexican joint?
- How are you doing?
-
Pretty good. They haven't found the bodies yet.
- Where are my freaking keys?
- Didya check your pockets?
- Why do you leave your underwear on the bathroom floor?
- The salad tongs were in the dish-washer
- Were you brought up in a barn?
- No, but I am an animal
- Do you want fries with that?
-
Yes, medium rare please.
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck
could chuck wood?
- 7,000
Million acres
- Do you know the way to San Jose?
- Yes
- How do you feel?
- With my hands usually
- How's the weather?
-
It's currently 82°F,
under fair
skies.
- Who are you?
- I'm me, the guy who writes this and a few other things. If you know who I am, I'm him. If you don't, I'm not.
- Where do you work?
-
Although I'll never admit to or deny it here, it's not difficult for you to find out. I work on the Travel part.
Ok, that' changed.
I work for Yahoo! Local.
- What do you look like?
- More teeth than Alfred E. Newmann, more hair than Opie (currently)
- Don't you ever answer a question directly?
- Bangladesh
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