This is my list of frequently asked questions with answers. I've never
really understood the value of things like this, but hey, who am I to
question the other sheep?
- I have a life or death problem/concern/complaint with your employer.
Where should I send it?
- I would suggest sending that to the company in question. Otherwise
you're simply yelling at one ant for having it's colony invade your daisies. Plus
there are a number of legal/social/hygene concerns that they're far better equipped
to address than I am.
- Have you received financial benefit from a recommendation or endorsement about a product mentioned on your blog?
- I don't run ads on my blog. My blog is not a principal point of income for me. (I do receive a
ponzy payout reward for folks that sign up with Dreamhost via me, but that's about it. If I recommend you to something at Amazon, I'm going to use an affiliate link. If I recommend a bit of FOSS software I get about 0% of the $0.00US you paid for it. If I mention some other software/gadget/gizmo/whatzit it's because I used it.
Honestly, I'm as low rent as you get. Chances are VERY good that you've probably gotten more or better free crap than I have. If someone ponies up for something I'll use it, write about it, and note very clearly that someone gave it to me because that has never happened before. Hell, I'd probably write five posts on the fact that someone actually gave me something or bought lunch for me.
- What time is it?
- I've got
- What do you want to eat?
Haven't had falafel in a while...
- How are you doing?
- Where are my freaking keys?
- Didya check your pockets?
- Why do you leave your underwear on the bathroom floor?
- The salad tongs were in the dish-washer
- Were you brought up in a barn?
- No, but I am an animal
- Do you want fries with that?
Monkeys, AAAHH! GetEmOffGetEmOffGetEmOFF!
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck
could chuck wood?
- Do you know the way to San Jose?
- How do you feel?
- With my hands usually
- How's the weather?
It's currently 61°F,
- Who are you?
- I'm me, the guy who writes this and a few other things. If you know who I am, I'm him. If you don't, I'm not.
- Where do you work?
Although I'll never admit to or deny it here, it's not difficult for you to find out. I work on the Travel part.
Ok, that' changed.
I work for Yahoo! Local.
- What do you look like?
- More teeth than Alfred E. Newmann, more hair than Opie (currently)
- Don't you ever answer a question directly?