i used to love watches.
Honestly, i still do. My desk is littered with older watches that i’ve kept for various reasons. A quick inventory shows i have a Timex Indiglo, a Casio World time, A Howdy Doody wind up and a Babylon 5 promotional Shadow Crab watch. None of which are currently running, but are present none the less.
It’s worth noting that the former two are basically the early 90’s equivalent of “Smart Watches”, featuring all the sorts of gee-wiz sort of things you’d expect from the times before we were online. Which really weren’t a whole lot. Still, i had the various observatories on speed dial so i could make sure that my watch was accurate.
i stopped wearing watches once i realized i had to carry a cellphone around that displayed the time, and it kept the time better than my watches did since it auto-updated via the interwebs.
Still, the phone was a bit annoying, and i kinda missed having a watch. Plus, there were a few things i could use a current “smart watch” for. Things not having to dig out the phone when i’m on my bike to see who’s calling or what that message was, or select what i’m listening to. Crap like that.
Oh, so you got an Apple Watch?
Yeah, no. Not that. Aside from my long standing semi-antagonistic relationship with Apple, i really don’t want to spend $500 for a watch, and another $300 for the required iPhone accessory. i already have a phone i like, thankyouverymuch.
Apple products are a bit like kudzu. They’re invasive tech. Not that they’re poking into your private crap, but instead, they’re doing what they can to convince you to switch everything over into the Apple Ecosystem. Which is Ok. Not that i approve, it’s just that everything in the Apple Ecosystem is just “ok”. The hardware may be amazing, but it’s crippled by stupid UI or OS decisions. (Everything is obvious, once someone tells you what to do.)
So, yeah, no.
Granted, not that Google’s Wear OS is good by any stretch. From what i can tell, it’s a few steps off from being abandonware, so that’s probably not a great idea either.
What about the hackable ones?
i have to admit, i didn’t know that there are some hackable wearables.
Speaking of which, Gadgetbridge is a replacement OS for a bunch of devices which will probably result in far more useful and longer lived things, including some of the Asian market wearables like the Amazfit GTR 2 or the Mi Band 5.
The only problem with a lot of these is the same thing i hit whenever i try them out. These are edge market devices. That means that unless i get things like multiple chargers and bands ahead of time, they’ll become increasingly harder to find as time goes on. i might get these to muck around with eventually, but for now, i want an unbiased experiment.
Ugh, so what did you “settle” for?
i bought a Fitbit Versa 3 from REI (which is not Amazon). It’s comfortable, and does most of what i want, even if i’ll never use “fit pay” or whatever. The constant hard sell on various “Premium” upgrades is annoying, but so far, i’ve not seen any reason to actually upgrade. i’m not going to be using this to get into “the zone” or get coached, or otherwise try to convince my body to release endorphins it hasn’t before in my life.
Hilariously, the fitbit app doesn’t work on my more restrictive personal network even if all the functions do, which, again, is delightful to me.
So, what’s the point of this? Basically, are watches still useful in the modern era, and do i still have a reason to like them?
i have no idea what the answer is.
So that’s why i’m doing an experiment.