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:: Getting HomeAssistant 2021 Running on Docker and a Raspberry Pi 4

Home Assistant is a marvelous app that makes your home smarter. It’s also a raging pain in the ass if you’re an early adopter and actually have set things up already. This post is not only a helpful guide for how to update and use the latest flavor of Home Assistant, it’s a lovely well for me to scream into instead of yelling obscenities at the squirrels in the backyard.

A lot of this is going to be date dependent, so denizens of the future you’re probably going to have an easier time of things.

Recently, HomeAssistant has gotten a lot of work done (i’ll blame the pandemic and idle developers, which are sometimes the devil’s playground). To that end, it requires Python 3.8+.

Problem #1: Debian & Python 3.7

As of this date, if you’re running Raspbian/Raspberry Pi OS on your Raspberry Pi, the underlying system you’re running is Debian Buster1. That means the Python you’ve got installed is Python 3.7.3. As of December 2020, HomeAssistant considers Python 3.7 obsolete and stopped supporting it2. You could download the source for Python, and compile it locally. You could also walk from Utqiagvik, Alaska to Tierra del Fuego. You might want to consider not doing that though.

When a version of python becomes obsolete, it’s not the main program that breaks. No, that honor goes to a percentage of the many, many small libraries that the software now uses and drags in like a hoarder at an unguarded Costco. For me, it was about two months in when i discovered that one of my webcams no longer worked.

Fortunately, there is a solution, kind of. The HomeAssistant folks offer multiple ways to install, including an SD image (or if you’re like me and you have other programs running on your Pi, because, well, you can and HomeAssistant isn’t THAT big of a pig), you can run it inside of a Docker image.

Docker is free (regardless of the impression you get from the site). And while you can install it using apt, i’d actually encourage you to install it using the (ugh3) docker install script at https://get.docker.com. If you prefer a few more steps, you can also follow the Debian instructions.

Problem #2: Docker

Docker is clever because it uses a combination of virtual images in order to run applications in a sandbox. It makes up for that cleverness by eating disk space and being horrifically obtuse about how it should be used. Suffice to say that you have images which are the bits of stuff that get run to do things and containers which are the actual, running programs. That will become important in a bit, but it’s also worth noting that you really need to keep an eye on how much space the images are eating up. There are lots of documents you can read, but suffice to say that

$ docker container prune
$ docker image prune

are your bestest friends4.

Problem #3: node

Ah, but wait! There may be something else you’ll need before you can get going. HomeAssistant has moved onto a more modern (pronounced: “sə-pôrt′-ed“) Z-Wave integration system called “ZWave-js”. This is a node.js app. Again, the Debian default is going to be old. So, instead, grab a copy from the download page (for Raspberry Pi, you want the ARMv7 one). Once you have it, you can tar -xvf node-*.tar.xz which will extract node into it’s own directory. You might also need to sudo apt install xz-utils to get the xz decompression tool for tar. You can move that wherever (i usually keep those in $HOME/app). You may also want to add $HOME/node-v-linux-armv71/bin to your $PATH, since you’re going to need those in a bit.

Node helpfully includes npm or the Node Package Manager. This nifty little tool allows you to install packages. What it doesn’t make frightfully clear is that the packages npm installs go into `pwd`/node_modules so you can wind up creating lots of node_modules directories as you try to figure out where the hell things are installed. For now, go to your home directory and run these there.

$ npm install zwave-js
$ npm install @zwave-js/server

This should install some programs and in node_modules/.bin/ there should be a zwave-server.


Well, sort of “yay”.

zwave-server needs the device address for your ZWave USB dongle. You can get this from your old .homeassistant/configuration.yaml file. For me, it’s under

usb_path: /dev/serial/by-id/usb-0658_0200-1f00

Yours is probably under something like /dev/ttyUSB0 or /dev/ttyAMA0 or something more sane.

Once you have the device path you can then fire up
$ node_modules/.bin/zwave-server /dev/serial/by-id/usb-0658_0200-1f005

and be awestruck by just how chatty this thing is. You’ll then kill it and add 2>&1 > /dev/null & to the command so that it runs in the background and all the chatter goes to /dev/null, because there’s a lot of it, -h and --help do nothing, and i just want to get things running.

Problem #3: ZWave

Wait, didn’t we just solve that? We solved about half of that.

The old ZWave config system is deprecated. While zwave-js does an amazing job recovering and loading devices so you don’t have to re-sync them, there are a few things you still need.

  1. Your system security key. If you have a security key (because you have locks or garage door openers or something) you’re going to need the code for it. Hopefully you have it, still. You can sometimes also get it out of the zwave logs.
  2. Your friendly device names. HomeAssistant’s integration doesn’t use the friendlier device names when listing things out. You will probably have to reset them based on the device node-ids or device ids. Both of these are in the old configuration data. You can also fire up the old version of HomeAssistant, grab a notepad and take notes.

Once you’ve got your list of ZWave things, drop the old, deprecated ZWave integration. Comment out the old zwave: section from the configuration.yaml file.

Now you should be able to get HomeAssistant started.

To start the HomeAssistant docker run

$ docker run \
-rm \
-d \
--name="home-assistant" \
-v $HOME/.homeassistant:/config \
-v /etc/localtime:/etc/localtime:ro \
--net=host \
Remove the container once it exits
Run in the background (daemon)
Name the container “home-assistant”
Link the config directory as /config
Link the time to the system time
Use host networking
What you want to run

Give that a few and you should be able to bring up the admin panel on port :8123 like before. You’ll need to enable the ZWave-JS integration under /config/integrations. If the zwave-server above is running, you should be able to just connect to the default websocket port. Once that’s done and the device list is loaded, simply walk the displayed list setting each entity id back to whatever you had originally set it. They should show up on the Lovelace UI, work in scripts and all the other joy, just like before.

There may be a few other things you’ll do, but it’s getting late and my tequila bottle is empty and i need to go make some tacos for dinner, so you’re on your own.

Footnotes & snark

1Debian is stable. It wants to be very stable. i’m talking “fixed to the bedrock” stable, and much like the bedrock, it tends to move at a geological scale. This means that stuff on Debian tends to be a bit “legacy”, and they don’t release new versions very often. It’s rumored that they only do so once the magic smoke released from overclocking a VT-100 terminal is white.

2 One might ask “wait, why did HomeAssistant basically drop support for Raspberry Pi?” It’s a good question, but basically works out that 3.7.3 was releases mid 2018 and there’s a fair bit of cruft in it compared with later releases. i’ll note that 3.7.3 is still supported until 2023, and just dumping support for it is kinda rude to folks, but they do suggest docker and docker adds a fairly minimal amount of overhead. At this point, it’s looking more and more likely that running apps in some sort of sandbox, be it docker, flatpak, snap or something else will probably keep OS’s secure enough from devs that want to play with all the shiny, new toys.

3 Yes, i get it. Giving folks a clever shell script they can run in sudo sure is a fun and easy way to get things done. It’s also like tossing a stranger the keys to your car so he can go get your take-away order. It’s usually safe, but there’s the off chance that he runs over a kindergarten class or uses it in a bank heist.

4 i am absolutely not kidding about this. Dockers default setting is to fill your disk with old crap. Calling prune goes through and can delete gigabytes of old image data. You want to do that before your computer locks up because / is out of space. Hell, you want to keep a close eye on things using docker image ls -a because docker doesn’t always show you everything, and docker can keep lots of old versions of packages lying around for reasons.

5 So, yeah, fun fact. If you try to later switch to a different ZWave controller USB, it won’t work because the devices and protocol specify the controller, not the local settings. Oh, but it may screw up your local /dev list forcing you to do crap like this because the /dev/ttyUSB0 device is now pointing to an invalid endpoint and something keeps resetting it. It’s super annoying.

So, one of the HomeAssistant folks reached out and asked “Why aren’t you running the Home Assistant Operating System, which handles a fair bit of this for me.

The short answer is mostly FUD on my part, since i’ve not dug super deep into the OS option and been burned by similar things in the past, but a bit more than that too.

i may convert everything over to HAOS (trying to backronym a C to the start of that for some reason), but there are a few personal caveats:

  1. This would basically be a from scratch rebuild. Much of my HASS is still YAML based, so to do this right, i’d have to rebuild it all in the native UI. Not impossible, but a lot of work.
  2. i run a few things on this machine. It’s my understanding that HAOS is basically Alpine running a slew of Docker images, and it’s fairly easy to convert things into Dockers to run on it. This may mean rebuilding stuff like PiHole, as well as my semi-hacky python scripts, and whatever other bits i might need. Again, not impossible, but a lot of work.
  3. Much of the logging does not get written to the SD Card. i’ve gone in and softlinked much of it to write to a USB3 drive attached to the Pi. This is because Linux is “write heavy” and that can burn through SD card write cycles pretty quickly. Again, not impossible (since i can probably mount the USB drive and alter Docker files configs to use that drive), but … well, you can see the pattern emerging.

i have no doubt that things would be a lot easier if i were to have started from scratch yesterday. i didn’t. There’s definitely sunk cost at play here, but sadly, i can’t ignore it because it’s actually functional.

:: Raspberry Pi, PCA9685, and YOU!

i made a creepy eyeball pumpkin over the weekend. There are lots of how-tos for these sorts of things, so i’m not going to do that. Instead i’m going to offer some lessons-learned.

First, off, i’m a software guy. This is the first time i ever played around with servo motors.

So, let’s start off at the top, shall we?

Aside from the raspberry pi, you’ll need

  • A fake pumpkin big enough to get your hands into (yes, both hands)
  • A box cutter with a fresh blade, because otherwise it’s not going to cut right.
  • A PCA9685 servo controller board. Get the one from Adafruit. Yes, you’ll have to do soldering to add the pins. If you get one that’s already soldered, you’ll still need the Adafruit libraries and documentation, because they’re better than the ones that come with the pre-built boards.
  • 4 strand of Female to Female jumper wires. Really, you should have a bunch of these lying around if you’re going to do stuff with a Pi other than run Pi-Hole or HomeAssistant on it.
  • A hot glue gun and a surprising number of glue sticks
  • 2 bags of 10 full globe plastic eyeballs. Yes, the half eyeballs look better, but they stop looking better once they turn any angle. Yes, it’s more eyeballs than you need. You’re going to screw up a few.
  • About 10 inches of PVC pipe. You will need to bring a sample eyeball with you to make sure it fits inside the pipe.
  • A three AAA battery holder plus connector wire (optional, but since there’s, like, one electronics shop left in the San Jose area that even comes close to having it, it’s a good a reason as any to go to Excess Solutions, which has become the last one standing from Weirdstuff and HSC)
  • Nylon zip ties. (unless you’re planning on hot-gluing the motors to the pipe because you never want to use those motors for anything else ever again.)
  • A roll of 20 gauge bailing wire you bought back in the 80’s and forgot you had until now, but thank you past you for not pitching that.
  • A 1.25″ SpeedBor drill bit you got to add a drain to a sink years ago and also forgot you had but thankfully didn’t pitch or sell.
  • A dremel with one of those drum sander bits.
  • a breathing mask because it turns out that dremel’d off foam gets friggin’ EVERYWHERE.
  • Two cans of compressed air.
  • A shop vac with a reasonably clean filter.
  • A chop saw, rotary sander, laser level and drill press. Ok, like me, you probably don’t have that, and unlike some of the other crap on this list, you’re not going to get those either. So, instead build a bunch of crappy rigs to try and keep a hacksaw straight while wondering if you ever had a proper PVC pipe cutter (you don’t). You’ll also need whatever sandpaper you can find to take all the plastic burrs off the bad saw job you did.

Now for the lessons learned:

  • This is going to take all day. Plan accordingly.
  • Wiring up the PCA board involves you understanding the semi-arcane labeling systems that exist for electronics. Basically, for the Raspberry Pi:
    PCA Pi GPIO post Notes
    GND 6 Ground (also pins 6,9,14,20,25,30,34, or 39
    OE Output Enable (NOT USED)
    SCL 5 (Serial Clock Line)
    SDA 3 (Serial Data Line. No idea why “A” either other than easier to read as tiny print.)
    VCC 1 IC Power (3v also pin 17)
    V+ 2 Servo Power (5v also pin 4)
  • Wire up the boards and add the motors (remember, for the motors, darkest wire is “Ground”) with power off.
  • Once things are wired up, boot up the Pi.
  • Make sure the Pi has the I2C kernel mod loaded (use sudo rpi-config to turn it on).
  • You also want to apt install i2c-tools as well so you can verify that the PCA board is recognized:
    # i2cdetect -y 1
         0  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  a  b  c  d  e  f
    00:          -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    10: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    20: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    30: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    40: 40 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    50: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    60: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    70: 70 -- -- -- -- -- -- --

    No values at 0x40 & 0x70? It’s not there.

  • Drilling holes on the directly opposite side of a ball is not easy. You can build a jig to hold things. i wound up taping a bit of PVC pipe to an old phone book, finding the center, and using a bit of wire as a post to hold it in place. i still screwed up, and that’s why you buy two bags of eyeballs.
  • You will try to be all sorts of clever in how you want to rig up the eyes. Don’t be. Simplicity works better than imagined artistry. (Plus fishing line will NOT cooperate with you trying to emulate eye muscles no matter what elder gods you may invoke.)
  • Make sure every single time you’re about to do something irreversible, that you’re working on the correct side. You can hide some sins, but not all of them.
  • Make the eyeball mounts first. These will take most of the day and be really annoying. Remember to cut more than you think you’ll need because you’re going to screw some of them up.
  • Depending on how bug-eyed you want your eyeballs, you can drill the swivel point deeper or shallower into the lengths of PVC. Mine are around 7.5mm in. Remember what i said about irreversible? Mark which side of the tube is the front. Future you will thank you.
  • Drill all the holes before you start gluing things in place. Each hole will need 45 – 70mm clearance (depending on where the motor is attached). Use a sample eyeball mount to figure out placements. If you’re feeling super clever, you can push a length of wire from the inside out to not where to drill the hole.
  • Did i mention that pumpkin foam gets everywhere? Oh, just wait.
  • Since the shell will be thick (anywhere from 10 to 40mm), you’ll need to dremel out a bunch of it. This will terrify you because it’s a whirring destruction machine and you know your hand is going to slip and destroy everything. Fortunately, this will distract you from the ungodly amount of dust being generated.
  • It’ll be only afterwards as you survey the foamy carnage that you’ll think about setting up the shopvac to suck up the dust being generated.
  • Oh, yeah, and the face mask would have been good too.
  • Place the eyes into the holes and secure them in place with hot glue. Bonus, you want to hold the eye in place with one hand while applying the glue otherwise the damn thing will slip off, or the glue will leak and stick to everything. Check each before everything sets.
  • ProGuy who did it once tip: compressed air will help set the glue quicker that just ambient temperature will.
  • Once all the eyes are in place, try to secure the internal cabling. Don’t try to use blue tape to hold things in place in there because holy hell there’s still ground up foam? You can use bits of blue tape to hold strands of wire together.
  • Plug the eyes back in, pray to whatever gods you have, and power up to check what’s working and what’s not.
  • Tweak the range of movement, because it’s not going to be from 0 to 180. i use 20-160. You’ll know when you no longer have eyeballs that sound like angry bees when they’re resting.

There, that’s it! Wasn’t that easy and fun?

Of course it wasn’t.

Still, if you want to add a light, i found an old LED bike light works pretty well and might even be a bit overpowering.

:: In Praise of Robber Barons

John D. Rockefeller became the nations first billionare (back when the cost of living was around $.25 a day and the average wage was around $430 a year) He was the richest American ever, and widely considered to have been the richest person on the planet. His company, Standard Oil, was considered the most ruthless and cruel monopoly and is the textbook example of Monopoly used still today.

Andrew Carnegie pretty much was American steel at a time when everything was made from steel. Steam engines, the rails they ran on, the beams used to construct modern buildings, cars, ships, you name it, all steel, and pretty much from his foundries. He killed over 2,000 people because his get away flooded a town, and he is responsible for the Homestead Strike which is one of the bloodiest anti-union attacks. Fair wages and decent working conditions? Bah, peasants.

William Randolph Hearst build a publishing empire from salacious articles and, frankly, out right lies. Heck, to boost sales of a flagging paper, he even convinced the country to go to war. (You, know, just in case you think that conservative nut jobs riling up the masses is a new thing.)

Why do i note these folk? Well, recently i’ve been thinking about our current crop of robber barons. It started when i was listening to a podcast talking about the Vision Fund which gives questionable startups like WeWork ungodly gobs of cash.

The point really got driven home when i saw this tweet showing how taxes for the top 400 have dropped over the years.

So, what are the ultra wealthy folks like Bezos, Jobs, Zuckerberg and the rest doing with their cash? They’re “reinvesting it” using investment funds like the Vision Fund above. They’re burning it in rocket fuel.

Know that they’re not doing with that huge pile of cash? Building universities, or public squares, or even over-opulent tourist attractions lording over large swaths of green space. Basically, the old robber barons at least had some level of civic mindedness (or at least sense of legacy) to realize that at least trying to buy some positive legacy might be a good idea.

At least that’s one thing i can look forward to. The new crop will be forgotten quickly.

They’re the kings that Ozymandias was trying to impress.

The ones you have no memory of.

Because, you know, fuck them.

:: Goals Keeping

Can i take a moment to say that i have learned to hate Goals?

i don’t mean things like “Personal Goals” (like to learn to play the piano, meet some famous individual, travel to location, etc.) or the sort of things they keep track of in football matches, i’m talking about the Goals you’re expected to set and achieve every quarter/year by your employer.

What Are They?

A Goal is how you justify being paid. They’re a set of tasks that you’ve declared you’ll accomplish in X period for the benefit of the organization. They’re the short description of your work that your boss will read and regurgitate up the chain to whoever decides you get a paycheck.

If you’re clever, your goals will align with your company / division / team.
If you’re creative, they’ll extend the reach of company / division / team and make your direct chain look better.
In reality, they’re an experiment to determine who is good at predicting the future or has insider information that can be attributed to higher placed individuals.

Why They Suck

Goals are great if you’re doing factory work. They fall into the class of “i will do X more efficiently to increase profitability”. This could be reduce costs. This could be to increase productivity. This could be to acquire more revenue or assets for the org. If you’re working for an org that does something like that, it’s super easy to come up with one or more goals. Again, if you’re clever, you’ll even help yourself out by quietly introducing an inefficiency that you can then claim to improve in some future period.

This is because your manager is not paying attention to you specifically. Often, the system is self reporting. You set your goals and later report accomplishment or failure. This is super obvious if there’s a “self-assessment” operation. You’re going to report that “i’m Awesome! Except for the fact that i only did 10x more this quarter than i predicted.” That last bit shows that you’ve got room to grow and will be the point that your manager will discuss with you during your review.

There is absolutely no reason to be honest, even though you’re regularly told you must be. Let’s say you were honest and put down “i got everything done, on time and on schedule, but the project was cancelled.” You would be at a disadvantage since there’s no win and you’ve effectively wasted your time. You had no control over the project being cancelled, but that was also a failure for not predicting it would. Management has a reason not to give you a raise. Congratulations.

Mind you, your boss is most likely innocent in this. They have to repeat this operation with however many reports they have, which gets multiplied up the chain. If you’ve ever been a TA grading papers, you know how much fun it is. At some level there’s a fixed budget that is used to determine who gets a raise, promoted, or dismissed. If the pool is about 5% per employee, and Sue gets a raise and bonus of 7%, then Bob may get only 3% this year. Better luck next year, Bob.

Where things start getting ugly is when you aren’t doing a metric based set of tasks.

Take, say, what i do. My job is to work on key back-end services, modernize and support them. My job is to deal with the acquired technical debt accrued with each new product release. And because New Thing is Awesome happens a fair bit, there’s a good amount of debt as folks wander off between New Thing is Shipped and Audience is Relying on New Thing. Never mind what it’s like at We’ve Been Charging Customers For Two Years for Thing, and Now There’s A Critical Bug.

Because, yeah, those things happen.

So, when it comes time for me to put together a list of goals, things get ugly fast. i have to predict the future, then when chaos happens. i race at the end of the evaluation period to try and do the thing i said was important however many months ago. If i were really playing the game right, i’d let the chaos collapse around me while i focused only on the few tasks i said i would.

i mean, sure, three core items of technology collapsed and the market disappeared, but look at the kerning and word placement on this document. ✔️

Sometimes figuring out goals is easy. In the first half of the year, i put together a new client library for one of the services i oversee and greatly improved operation and utility, and i was able to show a tick mark next to a goal, meaning i’m getting paid this half of the year.

i also did a bunch of other stuff, like work with 3rd party vendors, maintain support libraries, build relationships with customers, etc. that kept me pretty busy, but no check mark for that. Most of the time, i do support. i’m one of the “medics”/”clerics” of the org.

i have a beefy goal for this half of the year, but we might remove it. i’ve been busy pushing a critical bit of infrastructure closer to done (not a personal goal). We’ve also got an intern next year and it’ll be a good project for them. So, that leaves me without a goal.

Aside from the critical bit of infrastructure (which is more a shared goal), keeping things running so we can consider offering a pay service (also shared) and getting my boss up-to-speed (shared), and whatever other fires crop up.

This leads to “retroactive goal setting” where i get fairly late into the half and thanks to copious weekly activity report keeping, specify what major accomplishments i hit as ‘goals’. Usually with my direct managers approval because my goals are late and they need to checkbox that they’re in.

Because, again, this is more about giving someone a reason to continue to pay you for 6 months.

So, what should we use?

i’m willing to say “right tool for the job”.

For tasks, there’s no reason not to use a task list. As an org, you probably already have these. They’re what you use to get to your corporate goals.

For determining value, there’s, i dunno, let’s use employee contributions. Folks should keep a list of things they’ve done and (with the help of their manager and peers) write up a summary that can be presented at the end of the evaluation period, because that’s the end goal anyway. Maybe it’s “increased the number of X by Y%”. Yay you!

As an org, it’s a lot easier to plot how well your group is doing to achieve a given set of goals. There’s your group metric, but at the individual basis, probably not a great idea to introduce something that’s going to be gamed like nobody’s business.

Unless your job is to pull the lever and press the button to make the widget, there’s going to be a lot of complexity and unforeseeable events. Don’t make things hostile toward those.

i generally rally against the idea of work accounting. Not being held accountable (as in “you failed to deliver a task we needed by when we needed it that you said you could do), i mean accounting (as in you committed over 200,000 lines of code this quarter and resolved 47 issues). It’s why i am not a super fan of scrum’s Burn List.

But yeah, the current state of Goal keeping is just the fever dream of accountants.

:: Waiting For Mr. Good Avenger

There’s a really popular movie opening this weekend. You’ve heard of it. It’s earned (no kidding) $1.2 Billion dollars in the opening weekend and everyone says it awesome.

Mind you, being a card carrying nerd, i should probably either have seen it, have tickets to see it, or be in some theater right now watching it. i’m not.

Truth is, i’m not really sure i enjoy going to movie theaters anymore. i mean, they’re comfy, and the screen is huge and all, but they don’t really hold the same appeal to me anymore.

There are probably a lot of reasons for this. If i go to a given movie, i usually do it alone because most of the folks i’d want to go see a nerdy superhero beat-em-up live hours if not hundreds of miles from me (Thanks Internets!), so i’d be the sad, old dude in the back of a theater. Plus, for a communal activity, you’re supposed to be quiet. i mean, i get that nobody wants to hear about your rectal exam while Thor and the Hulk share a tender bonding moment bashing in alien skulls, but anything other than applause at predesignated points is roundly frowned upon. Then, you pay to watch the movie, and get 45 minutes of the same commercials you see on TV, previews for other movies you probably already saw on YouTube, and told to shut up repeatedly. (It’s not like audience participation ever really worked for a movie, after all.)

i dunno, but it just isn’t fun anymore.

So this means that watching something “spoiler free” just doesn’t happen.

i’m pretty sure that within hours i’ll find out about Iron Man’s defeat at the hooves of Hellcow, the surprise Jubilee/Dazzler dance number, or Thanos being defeated by the rise of Dr Bong. It’s ok. i honestly don’t care about spoilers because knowing that the whale won doesn’t make Moby Dick any less of a work of literature, and i’m pretty sure everyone who binge watches movies on Christmas has at least a clue about Clarence’s wings. If your movie runs for 3 hours and can’t survive someone knowing that Thanos has a severe reaction to Rice Krispie treats, well, it’s probably a 3 hour movie folks can skip.

So, i’ll probably just have to contend myself for waiting the 4 months to a year until the studios decide to let some streaming service run it. Heck, maybe i’ll even pony up $20 to watch a couple of Marvel flicks off of Disney+, and then cancel when i’m done.

At least i can hit the pause button to refresh the popcorn bowl.

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